December 2007
54 posts
First slice is on the house →
Bacon as a Gateway Meat
-You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the...
– Calvin & Hobbes
The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you...
– Chuck Palahniuk
And the Quote-a-thon continues
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to...
– Yogi Berra
Quote-a-thon
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
– Albert Einstein
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can...
– Arthur Schopenhauer
The world today doesn’t make sense, so why should I paint pictures that...
– Pablo Picasso
Good Judgment →
Scott Adams For President:
But the bar isn’t set that high for either health or character. You can have polio, or be a liar, or a philanderer, and it doesn’t seem to have much impact on job performance. All of the current candidates have enough character, and enough health, for the job.
This is the first I have seen of this but it looks really good.
Reblogged livejamie:
I can’t wait for Leatherheads to come out this spring.
Racism is simply an ugly form of collectivism, the mindset that views humans...
– Ron Paul
Unwittingly enveloped in the Santarchy →
I finally have been sighted on “The Old New Thing” unfortunatly it was for being a drunk idoit and had absolutly nothing to do with programming.
Ron Who →
If most googled = most voted for then our country is in store for a positive turn
USB WINE. Wine over the internet. Incredable!! C’est Magnifique!
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/usb-wine-gets-you-digitally-drunk-333575.php
http://www.usbWine.com
Yay Lauren's a Tumblin
Lauren: http://lrusso.tumblr.com/
Me: yay
Me: your tumbled
Lauren: i tumbled
If Santa Answered Honestly
Oh Santa you Daffy Bastard:
Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn’t work with me. You’re getting a sweater again. Santa ****************************** Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making...
This is great, I never knew a CAPTCHA could make a person’s head explode.
Even though this has alread made the rounds, this just makes me smile. If you’re in a meeting with me, and I suddenly start to giggle, it’s probably because I just thought “FIRST! Totally pwned.” And I’m thinking it in “Lazer” Seitz’s voice. :-) — webmarc
Nintendo please stop taunting me →
I was talking to Lauren about this the other day, so I am happy they are doing it, it would be nice if it moved to the US.
It is annoying and somewhat of a slap in the face by Nintendo to continue to run adds for a product so in-demand, people will wait in the street for 3 hours in the cold every day.
There is obviously no lack of demand for the Wii so there should be no reason to advertise. I...
Kermit is a dirty dirty frog.
Reblogged lindsey:
You’ve all seen the 2 girls 1 cup….Now see Kermit’s reaction.
“I am going to rock out with my cock out, and you are gonna hang out with your clam out.”
~NPH your my hero
Reblogged talby:
I’m both excited and worried. I really have no idea how this will turn out. I loved the first. Curious how the second will turn out.
Absolutely hilarious
Reblogged talby
I gotta check out more episodes of this it’s brilliant High Times: Chicken Nuggets
Who would not like a wine flight →
Btw: Greatest Map Ever
Raisin Bran Crunch is by far the most audible cereal. Reblogged marco: Is there a more audible cereal than Grape Nuts?
Here He Comes, Here Comes Speed Racer →
Reblogged lisamac:
FIRST LOOK: ‘Speed Racer’ Trailer!! - Cinematical http://www.cinematical.com/200… Based on the classic 1960s cartoon, Speed Racer was brought back to life on the big screen by those Matrix wizards, the Wachowski Brothers. oh my wachowski brothers.
A crash course in Office Etiquette. Where is Terry Tate when you need him.
Re-blogged from ericlodwick:
Oh my god… I can’t remember the last time I watched a web video three times in a row.
Don't Judge a Bill By It's Name →
You would think if you became a united States Congressman you would not not to Judge a book by its cover Judge a Bill by it’s (horribly misleading and extremely alarmist) name.
I know Congress works hard(I have heard that they have to stay at work later then 6:pm 2 times this year, while I have not left work before 6 more then 2 times in the last few months) but you would think...
It is what Summer is all about Watermelon and Love. I just never thought of Watermelon Love.
Reblogged lindsey :
my new favorite song and video. i love watermelon!
What to watch →
A good guide of what shows have episodes left before the writing runs out
astronauts test sex in space →
Sex in space, the next frontier.
according to david, its really hard — lindsey
A Preview of HTML 5 →
Really interesting if you in any way deal with HTML(so everyone)
The Long and Short of It at Goldman Sachs →
Is it wrong that writing software for this inudstry makes me feel dirty?
Or is Goldman Sachs like “Love Story”? Does working there mean never having to say you’re sorry?
The Dilbert Blog: Party Planning →
Remember, any problem that can be solved using the word “rummage” is bound to be efficient. And efficiency is the key to good party-giving.
Ever wondered how something was pronounced →